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Sep 18

teencry:

do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep

Sep 18
  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
Sep 18

dauntlessdaughterofmary:

tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser]

i kept scrolling to find out it was all just a back story for this gif

Sep 18

psilentasincjelli:

striderbaby:

obsessedbooknerd:

LOOK AT ALL THE EMOTIONS

I literally didnt recognize her

It’s almost like the character makes a difference. It’s almost like Bella Swan is a terribly written and completely flat character and no actress could have believably put emotion into her portrayal with the lines and motivations they were given. It’s almost like when she’s given a decent character she can give a great performance. IT’S ALMOST LIKE SHE’S AN ACTRESS.

Sep 18

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

Sep 18

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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Sep 18

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

Sep 18

gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

Sep 18

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

Sep 18

netflixgurl:

That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.

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Sep 18
  • justin bieber: *murders someone*
  • fans: stop judging him he is only 19 he's allowed to make mistakes
Sep 18
al-the-stuff-i-like:

ifellinthelake:

leonmcgann:

i’m laughing so hard who stands on the seat when going to the toilet omg






as soon as i read that comment, i knew the starkid fandom would intervene

al-the-stuff-i-like:

ifellinthelake:

leonmcgann:

i’m laughing so hard who stands on the seat when going to the toilet omg

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as soon as i read that comment, i knew the starkid fandom would intervene

Sep 18
jaundiceyeyes:

BRUH
Sep 18

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

Sep 18
whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious