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Aug 19

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
Aug 19

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

Aug 19

chicagno:

when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lectureimage

Aug 19
Aug 19

kaguramutsuki:

kaguramutsuki:

i really wish tumblr wasn’t so unforgiving because it’s resulted in this overly cautious environment where everyone is deathly afraid to be unintentionally offensive

there is no surefire way to avoid offending someone, offensive content varies from person to person and there is absolutely no way to satisfy everyone

and because of that you shouldn’t have to walk on eggshells. make mistakes, learn from them, have a good time.

this was a good post

Aug 19
platypusinplaid:

These Pottermore stats literally go against every house stereotype ever

platypusinplaid:

These Pottermore stats literally go against every house stereotype ever

Aug 19

amelia-laelia:

Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when she found it not thinking if her kid took it anyways after her saying no and they ate it for dinner.

Aug 19

livinlavidasherloki:

unlimitedheartss:

windsandtides:

loverdosis:

lokilovers:

omg

I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE

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might i just say

they spelled “kneel” wrong

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crying

Aug 19
Aug 19

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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Aug 19

get to know me meme → favorite female characters
↳ Jo Harvelle[1/5]

Aug 19

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

Aug 19

gambler-x:

This whole movie was a masterpiece.

Aug 19

So I had this Hannah Hart/LeakyCon-related dream last night. →

timelordaaamn:

Basically, for some reason the leakycon staff decided to kidnap Hannah and me. We were locked in this dark basement, all alone(I promise this isn’t going to turn on into something sexual). Once a day, melissaanelli would open the door and give us both a plate with a slice of bread and some…

Aug 19
nervous-breakdown-hat:

The best ‘do not pet the service dog’ sign I’ve ever seen.

nervous-breakdown-hat:

The best ‘do not pet the service dog’ sign I’ve ever seen.