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Apr 23

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

Apr 23

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

Apr 23

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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Apr 23

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

Apr 23
Apr 23
older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

Apr 23

thedoctordances:

There should be chat room on Netflix so you can talk to people watching the same episode as you.

Apr 22

the-nestene-consciousness:

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

"i love u my dumpling"

Apr 22

imjust-kyian:

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read

Apr 22

hold the fuck up

geekynerdgirl:

wonderlands-absent-queen:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE FEMALE BAND MEMBERS WHO HAVE TO DO SHOWS AND GO ON TOURS WHILE ON THEIR PERIOD 

LIKE HOLY FUCKIN SHIT, I  CANT EVEN GET OUT OF BED ON MY PERIOD AND PEOPLE LIKE hayley williams, AND lyn-z way AND taylor momsen DO THAT SHIT LIKE GOD BLESS THEM

Also female athletes. Like how many of the women competing in the Olympics were on their period? Probably a bunch. Props to them

Apr 21

ahpart:

today in class i was putting on lip balm and this guy said “no matter how much makeup you put on you’ll still be ugly” so i just looked at him and said “no matter how much you act like a dick yours won’t get any bigger”

Apr 21

14inches:

((((((((this is a website))))))))))

((((((((((stop taking everything seriously))))))))

((((((stop caring about follower count))))))

(((((((((((((unfollow people if you dont like them)))))))))))))

(((((((((don’t whine if someone deletes your comment)))))))

((((((dont b an asshole and send hate))))))

((((website))))

(((((((((supposed 2 b fun)))))))

((((((((((((stop))))))))))))

Apr 21

caskett-copop83:

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

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It’s so freaking cute.

Apr 21

orange-knickers:

picopicoyama:

White Heterosexuals in Love

Coming to theatres next spring, a love story that is vaguely forbidden between two kind of sarcastic, innocent cisgender people who grew up in middle class american families.

Based on a book featuring White People Almost Kissing

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Apr 21

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god